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How They Ruined the Holograms - DOOM Eternal’s Writing is Garbage [Part 2]
Before we get to the subject of Gods, Kings, and Demons - let's look at how DOOM Eternal's writers handle something small. Maybe it'll be indicative of what's to come...?
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DOOM Eternal’s Writing is Garbage, and Why That Matters [Part 1]
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Is it possible for a bad story to ruin a DOOM game? Why should we even care? Support my videos on Patreon www.patreon.com/Syy Keep In Contact Discord: discord.gg/unmpNvr8E9 Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive Sources: docs.google.com/document/d/1gUzSYhyD9mwjq3ajo6pTmAKZwcmak2eCwYxdGfxGqKk/edit?usp=sharing
Why You Should Play God Hand
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“I’ve got a killer hand!” God Hand is one of the best games ever made. Play it and pour one out for Clover Studio. Support my videos on Patreon www.patreon.com/Syy Keep In Contact Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive Discord: discord.gg/keyvTTE Instagram: thatsyyguy Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/Syy/ God Hand Download Links: mega.nz/#!5ORVBK5Z!C...
Finale - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 10]
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Sora no Otoshimono Final: Eternal My Master. Over the course of this two-hour m̶o̶n̶s̶t̶r̶o̶s̶i̶t̶y video essay, I'll explain why it's the single worst piece of art ever created. Support my videos on Patreon www.patreon.com/Syy Discuss this video on Reddit www.reddit.com/r/Syy/ Keep In Contact Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive Instagram: ...
Heaven's Lost Property - Manga Bookclub [MEGA VIDEO Part 2]
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Syy and Isaiah return in yet another edition of the Heaven's Lost Property manga bookclub! This time, even more angels, battles, powers, boobs, and shoes! [Stream 6] Start - 00:00:00 Volume 11 Chapter 43 - 00:05:16 Chapter 44 - 00:24:34 Chapter 45 - 00:42:29 Chapter 46.1 - 01:09:58 Chapter 46 - 01:14:21 Volume 12 Chapter 47 - 01:32:28 Chapter 48 - 01:55:09 Chapter 49 - 02:14:22 Chapter 50 - 02:...
Heaven's Lost Property - Manga Bookclub [MEGA VIDEO Part 1]
Просмотров 5 тыс.4 года назад
It's the Heaven's Lost Property manga bookclub! Join Syy and Isaiah as they read and fanboy through the first half of the best manga ever written. [Stream 1] Start - 00:00:00 Volume 1 Chapter 1 - 00:07:38 Chapter 2 - 00:57:43 Chapter 3 - 01:39:42 Chapter 4 - 01:54:25 Volume 2 Chapter 5 - 02:15:31 Chapter 6 - 02:33:08 Chapter 7 - 02:48:59 Chapter 8 - 03:03:53 Bonus: Chapter 8.5 - 3:22:40 Chapter...
Plunderer is Bad and Stupid
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Ruled by numbers? Plunderer Bookclub: ruclips.net/video/n-2DACKT6qI/видео.html Keep In Contact Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Instagram: ThatSyyGuy Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive
Dubbing Done Wrong - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 9]
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Demons and DDs. Keep In Contact Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Instagram: ThatSyyGuy Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive Music: "Lobby" - Crypt Of The Necrodancer "Heaven's Lost Property Trailer Music" - Funimation "Save The World, Again!" - Funimation Sources: www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-05-15/funimation-adds-rosario vampire-anime-more www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2012/01/12...
A Clockwork Disaster - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 8]
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Heaven's Lost Property makes its debut as a movie, in Clockwork Angeloid! And after what they did to Chaos, it goes about as well as you'd expect... Keep In Contact Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Instagram: ThatSyyGuy
"What Is Love?" Heaven's Lost Property Manga AMV
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Aitte nani? Edited by the incredible CynicClinic: ruclips.net/user/TheCynicClinic
Let's Talk About Chaos - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 7]
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It's finally time... to talk about Chaos. Keep In Contact Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Instagram: ThatSyyGuy Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive
Calm Before The Storm - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 6]
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In Part 6 of the Love Letter, we share one last gush of positivity together, in preparation for the end times... Support the Kickstarter here! www.kickstarter.com/projects/620888687/a-love-letter-to-heavens-lost-property?ref=user_menu SnO Manga: www.mangahere.cc/manga/sora_no_otoshimono/ Keep in Contact! Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Kickstarter again: www.kickstarter.com/projects/620888687/a...
The Top 10 Games Of 2017!
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Months and months of combined effort all culminate in this video... The Top 10 Games of 2017! Keep In Contact Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive
It's The End.
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Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive Discord! discord.gg/4WXpPbc
Top 10 BEST Gen 2 Pokemon
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Gotta catch 'em all! The Top 10 BEST Generation 2 Pokemon! Support my work on Patreon (it means a lot): www.patreon.com/Syy Keep In Contact Twitter: ThatSyyGuy Second Channel: ruclips.net/user/SyyborgLive
Dubbing Anime Done Right - How Fans Fixed The Psycho-Pass Movie
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Dubbing Anime Done Right - How Fans Fixed The Psycho-Pass Movie
SnO vs. To Love Ru - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 5]
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SnO vs. To Love Ru - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 5]
HEAT SIGNATURE - Stealing Your Spaceships, As If It Was Easy
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HEAT SIGNATURE - Stealing Your Spaceships, As If It Was Easy
SONIC MANIA - I'm Too Young For This Shit
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SONIC MANIA - I'm Too Young For This Shit
Building The Perfect Protagonist - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 4]
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Building The Perfect Protagonist - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 4]
My 7 Year-Old Minecraft Survival World
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My 7 Year-Old Minecraft Survival World
The Most Interesting Thing About Enter The Gungeon
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The Most Interesting Thing About Enter The Gungeon
Does Fanservice Make A Show Worse? - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 3]
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Does Fanservice Make A Show Worse? - A Love Letter To Heaven's Lost Property [Part 3]
The End Of Samurai Jack: Why It Sucked & How To Fix It
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The End Of Samurai Jack: Why It Sucked & How To Fix It
Can you unprivate your response to robobuddies' video about high school? Genuine request not trying to make fun of you or anything
What a great story
this guy is gonna grow up to be an expert comedian some day i can tell
10y later and this guy still giving "whining" dressed up as "critique"
I would totally understand this type of critique in a game like Dead Space where the story is the main driver for the game and it’s meant to be a realistic take on a person’s descent into madness. But I don’t necessarily understand how the holograms are having such a negative impact on your experience for something like Doom. It’s not the focus of these games.
so it's been years but i finally read it. thank you for being so convincing that i remembered your video for 8 whole years, i owe you one. this fic was absolutely stellar.
Can you make another Syy tries to get mumkey into video.
Thank bro for not linking your video in the viral tweet. Only a few people who managed to find it on their own showed up to your comment section. Lol
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God damn I used to watch this guy’s stuff back in the day.
Thank you for making these, I was baffled how far the writing fell in Eternal. I was so invested in the story from 2016 and Eternal's writing was so disappointing. Especially about that point about the environments! I hated how random the holograms in Eternal felt, where were the announcements giving tidbits of info about the BFG 10K, or the facilities in Super Gore Nest, or the oil drills in Atlantica? One of the best parts of 2016's holograms was getting some of that bite sized history from the announcements with each level. You're right, it's a perfect microcosm of the writing in Eternal, and ugh it's unbelievably so eye-rolling. That's the thing about Eternal's writing *most* of the time, eye-rolling. And every time you mention this, all anyone says is "DONT THINK ABOUT IT IT DOESNT MATTER ITS A DOOM GAME STORY DOESNT MATTER AAAH". It's frustrating. Here's hoping The Dark Ages drops this awful, tryhard comedy.
This is garbage
Just because a game is actually a video game with what was once normal video game design does NOT make it "like dark souls"... it makes it like a video game. This was the era before hyper casualization to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Games weren't movies back then, you had to actually put in work to beat a game.
Also came here from Twitter too 2:40 😂
I love eternals gameplay but the lore is the most cringy indulgent slop I’ve ever seen. It thinks it’s the coolest thing ever
Lol bro got called out on twitter 😂 2:42
Remember when Carmack said "story in a game is like story in porn movie"? Honestly just stick with the original Doom games, they're better in every way than 4 and Eternal. Even 3 had a better execution than any of this new junk.
2:35 - I'm so sorry, this is the dumbest take I've heard. This was my favorite game as a teen and was there day one for Demon's Souls. You must be young, ignorant or just flat out ignoring the quality of your own writing if you can say that and all that follows with no irony.
I appreciate any attention this game gets but good god dude that dark souls take is so horrendous GO PLAY OTHER GAMES
Ok, let's go through this point by point that I disagree with quite heavily (I'm leaving the things out I think are just interest differences, like if story should be more/less upfront in a DOOM game at 8:05-8:16): 5:50-6:05 Talking about the opening (For "opening" I count it as the substance until the title card, not sure what you count): In DOOM 2016, the opening sets up the gameplay and gives the player a feel for what they will be doing. In DOOM Eternal, it's a sequel so you already know what you are doing. It's the story that will be different, and the cutscene is there to make you feel cool and set the stage. Both of them tell you the initial premise (Hell is invading Mars/Earth), Eternal just gets to the point quicker because they assume you played the first game and know what it's about (in a gameplay sense, even though they give some tutorials). 2016 is the start of this new DOOM story, and Eternal continues it. A 1-to-1 comparison will never work because of the nature of sequels. Also, if you don't care about the cutscenes in Eternal, you can just skip them. As far as I remember, that isn't an option in 2016 and makes it an objectively worse experience if you already know the story and just want to get to killing demons. 6:06-6:28 No, this is just wrong. You get the concept of the story within the opening (at least I did), WAY before the hour mark. Hell is invading, and you kill demons. Implicitly, it implies you are stopping the invasion (Later in the video at 6:54-6:59, the example you use supports this). As you progress, it adds context on how the invasion started and then EXPLICITLY tells you what to do at that one hour mark. 6:30-6:44 That is not a writing decision, that's a creative decision. Writing decisions would be what the theme of the story is, what is said in the dialogue, and to an extent body language and the way things are said. You can't make a writing decision for writing that doesn't exist. Choosing when to speak and when to keep silent is a creative decision that works wonders in 2016 and has payoff in Eternal when we actually get to hear Doomguy speak, especially at the end of The Ancient Gods Part 2. 7:10-7:44 Again, this is a case of Eternal being a sequel. 2016 set up the gameplay, and Eternal modifies just a few parts of it, with those modifications being slowly introduced. The developers are assuming that you've played 2016 already and understand the gameplay dance, so the direct story is a bigger focus for Eternal than 2016. 7:53-8:04 The writers for Eternal also knew this. Fighting Satan at the end of The Ancient Gods Part 2, who is just a mirrored version of yourself, is such an awesome idea on a story and gameplay front. Personally, I think the fight should have been more difficult to complement the story more, but this is the biggest difference I've found between 2016 and Eternal. 2016 was trying to be a bit more grounded, but Eternal just wanted to make you feel awesome and you probably just aren't the target audience for that kind of writing. 8:40-8:54 I very much disagree with this, but I'd need to hear your points first. 9:01-9:06 A very good point. If you don't like it, skip it. 2016 doesn't even give you that option, and if you don't like the story there you're forced to sit through it. 9:34-9:49 So it's just a problem of being unable to ignore the parts you don't like, when people are telling you to ignore the parts you don't like? I'd like a bit more clarification on this. The following part didn't really alleviate my confusion on why you're so fixated on the stuff you don't like. Later parts will probably explain it better for me, so I'll reserve final judgement until then on whether your "rage," as you put, it is justified or it's you just being salty that Eternal didn't do what you wanted it to. 10:41-10:44 Ironic that his quote there is in reference to 2016, but I agree with what he says. CONCLUSION: I'm personally not convinced that the writing is bad, but I agree that looking at this stuff from a critical angle is necessary to improve it. Once I see the other parts, maybe I'll be convinced. Also, congratulations on creating this project. I know most people would have given up before finishing all of it.
It’s always the souls fans man…
Good video but the holograms don’t serve reason in eternal. Its slander. Plus i dont think anyone noticed... but hte holograms sound possessed. And the lore of eternal is that earth is taken over completely with the help of the uac via hell. And doom guy arrives late. Just some context on the holograms no one seems to remember about em. 14:21 also this is meant to be a joke on political and ethical views.
Isnt the doom eternal holograms supposed to be a gag all together? It's not like doom 2016's holos. Eternal took the edgy piss out of the 2016's story and focused on gameplay
Yeah, but some people don’t really get it for some reason.
it really does hurt his uhh? feelings meanwhile many games and mainstream media had been mocking everyone with conservative views and yet somehow this one is garbage because of the ''mortally challenge" comment??? im reminding you that you are not the resistance the entire mainstream media is parading your political ideology (leftist) this doesnt make the game garbage people like you who wants your political opinion to be the highlight of everything are the worst narcissist no matter how absurd it becomes
This is pretty much irrelevant to any of your points, but the thing about that i dislike about doom lore that was especially highlighted in doom eternal was making doom guy a demi-god (or whatever he got classified as). I much more enjoyed simple story of first doom 1 and 2 where doom guy was a just a space marine that had to save the planet. It made him feel much more sympathetic and much more importantly made the entire story of doom feel much more believable, despite the game sending the protagnist to hell or mars' moons it felt much more likely to happen.
Treating him like that falls in line with the memes and attitude of demons hearing boss music. I never liked that. The entire community has shifted to that. I don't remember seeing it prior to 2016, especially with Doom 3. I play all the games like Doom 3 actually. I don't feel like a badass, I feel like a severely nerfed normal soldier even on easy. If the fans think slaughtering demons makes them cool, then the allegedly immortal Doomslayer defeats the purpose of that.
Without Final Fight & arcade games in general, God Hand wouldn't exist. Its difficulty is simply arcade difficulty repurposed for a longer console game. It's my favorite game of all time but I keep seeing these takes that praise it while dismissing its extremely important arcade roots & do the usual "arcade games were unfair to steal your money, God Hand is NOT like that" song and dance, which only defines the arcade experience if you're both irresponsible with your money & only care about seeing the end of a game instead of getting better & better at it. Mindless coin-feeding is not what good arcade games were designed around just as God Hand itself encourages mastery and not just continuing a million times to see the end. Your actual analysis of God Hand is absolutely spot on and really good which only makes your immediate dismissal of everything that inspired it stand out more. The fact that you can only compare it to two games that came later means you've been missing out on a ton of amazing action games cuz you were tricked into thinking arcade games & arcade-style console games are unfair & dated. As good as Final Fight is though, it's extremely freaking hard and only recommended if you're willing to jump right into something that'll kick your ass. If not I'd recommend The Punisher as an introduction to classic 2D Capcom beat-em-ups. It's a console game, but 1CCing the Streets of Rage games on higher difficulties does highlight the uniqueness of the genre. Alien vs Predator is really interesting since it's kind of a proto "character action" game. For 3D stuff you can't go wrong with Die Hard Arcade/Dynamite Deka/Dynamite Cop (the sequel makes for a pretty easy 1CC). Spikeout is really good and did God Hand's launching mechanic before God Hand but it was designed to be played with friends and singleplayer is even harder than Final Fight.
18:12 Without subtitles and consequential expectation for the laugh I wouldn't have identified it as the "Final fantasy laughter scene"
5:38 Man, Kaiki theme is just on point
Even better, the song’s name is “Imitation”. I love when I can pick a great song for a moment AND the name is relevant.
I vehemently dislike nu doom artsyle and premise.
The holograms sound like todays newscasters.
While the "mortally challenged" joke is too much of a reoccurring gag. Did it hurt your feelings? Should they have filled it with more orange demon bad jokes instead to even it out? At the end of the day. It's kinda refreshing that a studio takes the piss out off the "progressives" and their meaningless feel good language they employ.
Nu doom is everything but based, since i mean, satan is the god of that universe and, i'm not joking, the modern Wolfenstein protagonist is the doomslayer ancestor... Doom eternal is soft edgy.
Morally challenged got a chuckled from me. However I completely filtered out the other times they said it I thought it was a one time joke 😅
DOOM Eternal’s internal environments look awful, and the story is garbage. Nowhere near as cared for by the developers as 2016 was. Lighting looks bad, texture quality is worse, VFX has been removed, the list goes on. The world of Eternal does not feel lived in
Love how you replied to yourself and you have ONE like meaning no one agreed to you other than you yourself
gameplay is subjective but apparently the look of the environments and how visually pleasing they are is completely objective ofc
@@huseyinemirtekdemir7029 oh no, here comes the indian marvel fans that think Doom Eternal is the best game ever made…
@@mecatisfat3434 that’s right! I mean the gameplay is killer, but factually, the environments are undercooked compared to 2016. There are no unique props or any sort of world building details. Just giant towers and walls.
@@killcount6534 The OG DOOM's were towers and walls aswell and guess what? NO ONE GAVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT BECAUSE IT IS DOOM... You know the game everyone loves FOR IT'S GAMEPLAY
It's really nice to have Syy back for a while!
It's nice to be back!
Does this really matter on the grand scheme of things?
Does anything *really* matter in the grand scheme of things? All will be oblivion given enough time. We do our best to enjoy the time we have though, and making videos is something that gives me joy.
Yes, that's why the first video's title ends with "and why that matters." As the old saying goes, "grains make ounces, and ounces make pounds." A thousand tiny problems that would be unnoticeable on their own can add up to be an unmistakable mess. And the goofy holograms in Eternal were a big enough problem for me to distinctly remember thinking "okay, please shut the fuck up" in my first playthrough of Eternal.
You forgot what John Carmack himself said about story or lore in a video game. It’s that of a porn film. It doesn’t matter despite being there.
@@rickyrackey7930 He said that in the 90s. The kind of games he would've been reffering to were like, Super Mario or Commander Keen. Games have come a long way since then. But if you actually think the story in a game doesn't matter, this isn't really the channel for you. Sorry.
@@Syy That is true. But this franchise is one that still follows that philosophy and I think that is one thing that makes it stand out from all the other story driven games in Modern day.
“Story in a video game is like story in a porn film. It’s expected to be there, but it really important.” -John Carmack
You messed up the quote
13:25 But everything is political, which means you can never criticise political writing ever, chud! Are you media illiterate?
I am disappointed in you. "Without further *ADO*'? REALLY?! YOU MISSED THE CHANCE TO SAY 'WITHOUT FURTHER ADOOM'!
It wouldn’t be accurate tho! There’s SO MUCH Doom after that still!
Weren't the "UAC" holograms in Eternal made by the demons? That's why they're not at all subtle or clever anymore and don't build the world, because demons are stupid. And it makes sense for a horrible evil cult company, demon-controlled or not, to have their ads EVERYWHERE. Or was that "demons did it" idea just fanon someone made up to excuse the dialogue?
I believe it's mostly fanon. I think that idea originated from stitching together and extrapolating various codex entries and hologram mustache-twirling lines, but the problem is there is there are an equal number of codex entries and hologram lines that make the opposite case. This goes back to my point of how thoughtlessly these holograms were included. I think that's a decent and workable concept if you really *want* to have Holograms in Eternal, but you need to put more work into explicitly stating that rather than just having it be implied. Like you could say these weren't UAC holograms before the invasion, but just generic holo-projectors that have now been *hacked* by the demons. And to show that, you could have a couple holograms glitching out, and swapping between the UAC message and an ad for burgers or whatever. And if the holograms really are controlled by the demons, they should be pushing the goals of the demons - which is to kill all humans. So way more lines trying to sabotage the credibility of the ARC Resistance, or trying to get remaining survivors to come out of hiding, or things of that nature. But if you did that, you would have to prune out most of the current hologram lines, because they don't do those things. How does a line like "He is the UAC. She is the UAC. We are the UAC" push their goals forward? How does, "Remember to call them Mortally Challenged."? They don't. It's just "We're evil". But fixing that would mean putting more work into the writing, which is my fundamental problem with the game - they didn't want to put that effort in.
I enjoyed Eternal's gameplay more however 2016 had the better vibes and the low key story was a part of that. I don't hate Eternal's story but the best part was how it sets up the prequel game we're getting.
Shiiiiit. Where have you been?
What I mean is that they barely show the love moment between them it would be better if the story was about Nani and the mc being together.
The love between the two characters is bad.
the moving portals thing isnt a plot hole. The disbanding of moving portals in other levels is just non-canonical. Also, you are canonically supposed to have pressed the stalemate button. those are literally more baseless than talking about games where you have an inventory that doesn't make physical sense.
I already didn't like how 2016 did away with the simple premise of "these are demons from Hell" and instead said "oh no no these aren't actual demons from actual Hell, they're just interdimensional monsters that are unofficially CALLED demons by the people who don't know what they are", so other than the Night Sentinels I was really put off by Eternal's weird ass story direction. But I do love the stupid ass broken-brain meathead lines that the Doom Slayer himself has, that's perfectly in line with the camp of DOOM 1 and 2, as well as 2016, chef's kiss, love it, it's goofy as shit.
1:06 "the game has a lives system" like most other sonic games. 1:15 "instant kill crush deaths are bullshit" probably the only way to prevent you from clipping into a wall, also featured in most other games. 1:22 "the completely arbitrary 10 minute time limit is bullshit" included in most other sonic related games. 4:24 ruclips.net/video/zbE6fqBuGkA/видео.html 4:36 this happens in every 2D sonic game, are you sure you've played a sonic game before? Very clearly this guy isn't meant to play sonic games.
I don't know if I'm bugging or if I'm in the alternate reality right now but I remember seeing tomiki beat minos
This was gold i love it
SYYYYYYYYYY!
Been a while. Want to feel old? I remember withing your things you don't now series back When I was like 13. I'm 21.
I feel old enough on a daily basis, but thanks for throwing salt into that wound. 🤣